By Staff Reports
Dripping Springs (Century News)-
Yes, Sifan Hassan may have broken the women’s track mile world record in July of last year (with a time of 4 min. 12.33 seconds at Monaco), but today Teddy “the Wonder Lab” has set a new world pee record with a 98 second pee just off his front porch in Dripping Springs, Texas.
Yes, Sifan Hassan may have broken the women’s track mile world record in July of last year (with a time of 4 min. 12.33 seconds at Monaco), but today Teddy “the Wonder Lab” has set a new world pee record with a 98 second pee just off his front porch in Dripping Springs, Texas.
“I had drunk a lot of water and had been holding it most of the morning,” Teddy said. “I just felt all the elements came together at that moment.”
Teddy is currently awaiting confirmation of his record from the World Pee Commission headquartered in Lausanne Switzerland.
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